(via jennibunni65)


shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(via taintedstimulation)


whitegirlsaintshit:

cuntyspice:

How many black girls had this hairstyle for at least 2 yearbook pictures

shiiit it’s still hot

(via taintedstimulation)


fyspringfield:

Read it. 

(via jennibunni65)


billnyeofficial:

Scrubs, teaching white people life lessons

(via taintedstimulation)


ellipsisampersand:

raychillster:

if you’re looking for a simple woman, you won’t find her here. i’m as eccentric and complex as they get. 

sunflower and blue natural hair….i’m sold

(via taintedstimulation)


soofarsogood:

Creative people. I’ll tell ya. 

(via taintedstimulation)


doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

(via jennibunni65)


soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

(via jennibunni65)


ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(via dontbeanassbutt)


emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

(via dietelwebcityrr)


quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

(via taintedstimulation)


stabbybutt:

Im at a party at a friend’s place
Im scared

(via taintedstimulation)


COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via taintedstimulation)